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bart simpson

On one of the days when he misses school (which is every day), the principal asks Bart to call his father. When Bart calls, he finds his father at Moe's. When he asks for Homer, Moe responds by asking who Homer is. Bart then says "Homer Sexual" and Moe starts yelling as usual. Bart then asks again if Homer is there, saying "I wanna Homer Sexual!

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bart simpson

After visiting a museum with animal fossils and sculptures, the person said they were thankful that people now worship a carpenter who lived 2000 years ago, instead of animals like turtles and snakes like they used to in the past.

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bart simpson

The man asked the bartender if he could buy some alcohol and the bartender said yes. They both laughed and agreed that it was a good idea.

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bart simpson

No, I'm not drinking whiskey. I'm having some issues.

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bart simpson

Homer saw Bart at the Wailing Wall, where people write down their wishes and stick them to the wall. Bart was reading the wishes and then putting them back without doing anything about them. Homer asked him what he was doing and Bart joked that he was reading the wishes and ignoring them, just like God.

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bart simpson

An anarchist hero is someone who fights for freedom and opposes any form of authority or government control.

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