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george carlin

He said that most people are not very smart, and that half of them are even less intelligent than the average person.

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george carlin

Men and women have different reactions when they wake up in the morning. Men wake up feeling aroused and wanting their partner, but women may feel self-conscious because they don't look their best. This is because men don't have any blood near their eyes, so they can't see how they look.

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george carlin

He was a great person. I won't give my opinion on it. His observations were very accurate. Those who understand know, and those who don't don't. He had thoughts about humanity, such as meeting other creatures in the universe, necrophilia, the invasion of Iraq, child fetish, parents, extremism, society, social classes, anti-abortion, political masturbation, and religion. He believed that the Ten Commandments were not above all else, especially when it comes to spiritual matters. He also thought that the true owners of America are very successful.

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